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Movie Review We’re the Miller

Synopsis:

A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

 

Review:

It is one of the best movie i have ever watch, it is more to humor side and a story that will rise some eyebrow. I would say it is totally worth the watch, if you have watch “THE HEAT” it is something similar to that. The story from F word to kissing his own mother and sister. You will love how the story will go from start to end and remember to watch after the End word appear.

All of them play a role that will give you non stop of laughter. From smuggling a tiny bit of drugs to moving ton of drugs from mexico to U.S that will make sitting on your seat and shitting bricks(from laughter). The best part of the movie is non stop laughing. There is no any specific part but overall that you can be laughing n laughing n laughing laughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughinglaughing n laughing n laughing from a drug dealer, stripper, virgin and runaway.

 

Score:

5 out of 5!!! Laughter n Laughter n Laughter!!!

 

Recommend:

I would recommend to people that love to watch movie with humor and if you don’t really like to laugh, surely it have something wrong with yourself.

 

Pictures:

This is the Miller but all of them are mother from an another mother.

They didn’t know what they are up to with this people. They are not a Police Officer but a DEA!!!!

This police officer from Mexico want some bribe. Term of bribe is some cock sucking hahahhahaha! Should look on his face.

This is the drug dealer that he is working with!!!!!!!!!1

She have not touch girl boobs before that is why she is trying to feel someone boobs for the first time.

For her age she still can do a dance like a rihanna hooker. Damn everything she have, not drop wayyyy low. She just kill with her sexy moveeee

You should love this scene, where it going to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Movie Review The Purge

Synopsis:

A family is held hostage for harbouring the target of a murderous syndicate during the Purge, a 12-hour period in which any and all crime is legalized.

 

Review:

Purge is a great movie too watch but the sad thing is the storyline is a bit too short. As they taught the security system are safe and it is not. A lot of people would want to sacrifice them for the Purge but murderous syndicate that they saved earlier on saved them from been kill. The main mistake was their kid open the door for this unknown people for safety. As the other people want the syndicate alive they tried to break into their high tech security system and kill everybody alive.

As how the cheezy the storyline will go the family will always win. It is a ok movie to watch but just that it is predictable and some oh some oh kind of movie.

 

Score:

4 out of 5!!

 

Recommend:

Would not recommend to people that do not like to watch predictable ending and nothing special scene & storyline.

 

Pictures:

They come in grooupppsss!

 

 

This is the people that want to the syndicate ALLIVVVEE!!!

 

They are waiting for the Purge and get ready for rumble!!

This is the syndicate that they want to catch and kill!!!

Pretty girl but a bit naive!!!

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Movie Review R.I.P.D 3D

 

Synopsis:

 

Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds headline the 3D supernatural action-adventure R.I.P.D. as two cops dispatched by the otherworldly Rest In Peace Department to protect and serve the living from an increasingly destructive array of souls who refuse to move peacefully to the other side.

Veteran sheriff Roy Pulsifer (Bridges) has spent his career with the legendary police force known as R.I.P.D. tracking monstrous spirits who are cleverly disguised as ordinary people. His mission? To arrest and bring to justice a special brand of criminals trying to escape final judgment by hiding among the unsuspecting on Earth.

Once the wise-cracking Roy is assigned former rising-star detective Nick Walker (Reynolds) as his junior officer, the new partners have to turn grudging respect into top-notch teamwork. When they uncover a plot that could end life as we know it, two of R.I.P.D.’s finest must miraculously restore the cosmic balance…or watch the tunnel to the afterlife begin sending angry souls the very wrong way.

Review:

Hmmmmmmm! This movie is not too on the action side or too humour side. It is roughly half half of both side. This movie is more rich in storyline and a lot way lot(like 3) of famous actor/actress. It is not that great but above average movie with great storyline, action, humour. So don’t put high hope in the movie and just enjoy the overall movie. Mainly the story is about this “Monster” trying to find this gold and build a portal sending the bad soul other way around. As you know the purposes to catch all this monster out from mother earth and keep in the portal. But the best part would be Ryan Reynold look like this Chinese Guy/Jeff Bridges as Marissa Miller she is as hot as hell.

As you can read Rest in Peace Department is been recruited by people that have been dead. So their outer look will be someone else. As Ryan is Chinese Guy and holding a banana as a gun that just hilarious, i can puke rainbow by looking at that. I would say it is worth to watch if you understand the overall storyline if not you will have a hard time enjoying the movie.

Score:

4.5 out of 5! Some people will hate it

Recommend:

 

Would recommend to people that love to watch stylist police in action with part of action/humour.

If  you are the one interest more on storyline than this is the movie for you.

 

Pictures:

She is gorgeous even at the age of almost 50 no wrinkles(that visible) and a funny person. The last movie i watched that have her is Red 2. Back to reality she is still make me laugh in the movie with serious look and funny.

 

Can you believe they are partner?

This is their avatar! Want is a Chinese Guy and an another is Super Model!!!

 

They have the click working together and deadly!!!

LITTLE BAD BASTARD IN THE MOVIE

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If I Were A Naughty Smurfette for a Day

IF I WERE A NAUGHTY SMURFETTE FOR A DAY I WOULD DO ALL THE CRAZIEST THING I CAN IMAGINE OFF. For example whack whoever that come my way. But will not get crazy until running naked that is just plain sick. Sometimes we would want to do something bad, but sadly we are good hearted.

But Naughty Smurfette would have a life time experience to be really bad. If i was Naughty Smurf i would do:

- Rob a Bank(I am tiny who will suspect me because i am freaking adorable)

- Beat up my BOSS(We can because we are BAADDD ASS)

- BLACKOUT(Give the people the scared of their life)

- Climb Tallest or High Enough Building(To enjoy the scenery of the WOOORRLLLLDD)

- Steal a Car(Steal a Buggati Veyron or MYVI Ford Raptor

- Do Prank on People(Maybe tripping them over or even pull their pants down)

- Would Kidnapped one celebrity to experience what not to experience!!!(Selena Gomez, Emma Watson)

 

If you have watch all the movie out there it will turn out the same. Let me do some story telling:

Obviously they will turn to the naughty side for a period of time. Will do all the craziest thing you will not imagine for this cute looking bluish that turn darkish. But as you know when people are good no matter how much they changes, they still have the good in their heart. So obviously at the end the Darkish Smurf will Turn back to Good Old Blue Smurf.

As we know the good one will always be GOOD!!!!