Tuesday, November 30, 2010


Not only it look nice but make her look special in some way!!! But remember this when you wear T-shirt like this you obviously would attract attention so if you want attention than you wear if not donate the shirt to charity. Don’t like when you wear the shirt and you say WTF wrong with this people keep staring and seeing me and stare cock ar!


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Not sure the trend or not but nowadays a lot of people like to buy clothes with word especially that have interesting and meaningful word on the T-shirt for example “GIRLS CAN”T LIVE WTHOUT BOYS” T-shirt. Nowadays not much people are wearing stripe clothes or plain because it look like simple and normal and words make your T-shirt a whole new meaning.

But you need to change your clothes always people will notice it but if you wear plain clothes not much people will notice you are wearing the same clothes over and over again until it smell than maybe people will notice it. I think girl wearing clothes with words would be more attractive than guys. So if you can handle people staring at you than make sure you find the best what you have in your closet.


Customer Get F**K U Receipt at BURGER KING!



As you know F Star Star K You have 2 meaning the first would be telling you to have sex the other one would be calling to F off! So you should use it wisely so that will not create unwanted attention that you don’t need it. But I think if a girl say F**K U people will not care really much even saying nicely or angrily. But if a guy say the special word it will surely get punch on the face without hesitation.


Let me talk more about the BURGER KING situation than telling you F here and there! It start like this the customer just order a DOUBLE WHOPPER > Cheese come with Onion Rings and drinks I think it is a set. Anyway the outlet that print this receipt was Sacramento, California I think they mess with the wrong person actually they are trying a joke but the customer don’t feel it is a joke. For that set it cost about $9.22 maybe it is a boring day the staff wanted to try something new and wanted to look on the customer expression after looking at it.

Sadly the customer told to KCRA 3 TV <<< A TV station that he say he was embarrassed and it insulting at me. If the staff say sorry I think thing will not get worst until like that but the worst part of all would be Perez(The person got the F**K U receipt) say that he even pointed out the staff that given the receipt and the staff just laugh at him so loud until the whole restaurant laugh their ass off! OPPPS I add more action in it actually the staff laugh at him but not the whole restaurant getting to dramatic of the story.

After the news of this have been circulating around BURGER KING HQ that totally agree what the customer say and say that it is insult to the company and to the customer. So knowing the situation the owner of that outlet do not have the choice but to fired the staff that do so and even the manager on duty that possibility laughing their ass off what have happened. They say that will contact the customer real soon about the situation and I think will give 1 month free of BURGER KING!Open-mouthed smile


(It is BULLSHIT CUstomer is always RIGHT)

That is why people say the customer is always right even they are not right there are right because they are the one that paying your salary! So too bad you need to suffer for now you play game with the customer you are playing with yourself. Even the customer call you to eat their poop you should eat too because you don’t have a choice but normally customer will not do that.

Let me tell you a story of a angry customer with a *TUT TUT* Officer

Forget how it is but roughly will tell you the situation


Customer: Your bank took RMxxx from my account without any notification whatsoever

Officer : *Keep hearing the customer talk cock sing song*

Customer: I want to see your boss!!!!!

Officer : My boss went for lunch already

Customer : Your boss must be sitting at the road side eating ROTI CANAI!!

Officer : *Continue hear customer sing song*

Customer: I want your name card

Officer : I am new here so I don’t have a name card

Customer: Write your name and handphone number down!!! << Possibility boss HP number too

Officer : *Walk to a room and wrote down the details*

Customer : I will tell your BOSS to get you a name card and WTF this bank is call special privilege but it do not have any privilege whatsoever to me and stealing money from my ban account. I am here since on Monday  and today I want you to make sure that my RMXXX bank it back into my account

Officer : Oink Oink Face

Customer : You don’t even have a name card but you can have a laptop and you can call yourself Customer Relation!

Officer : “WTF FACE"*

Than other is REALITY! ^^

Monday, November 29, 2010

Jipaban – My 2010 Santarina



 Red heartTHAT IS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOURed heartSO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Imported from Japan, these hugable speaker bears are a growing trend in Japan & US.
Listen to your music in stylish and cute bears that sits comfortably on your desk or on your bed! A wonderful addition to your desktop accessories!
Medium size does not require battery to operate. Just plug it into your computer/mp3 players or iPhone and you are set to rock! You can let your bear literally hug your music too!


*CUTE*It would be so romantic would get this both the brown one is for her and the pink color for me just imagine the bear is me when she MISS ME!!!

I would love to get this DJ-Bear in Chocolate for someone special that I have been admiring for quite long. Christmas is just around the corner giving something for your love one would be good enough to touch their heart! Hope it is the first step to  her heart if you know what I mean. Not only the bear look cute but it is a speaker!!! First thing come to my mind would be this DJ Bear+ IPOD = Sound <<<< Will be perfect PRESENT it is like a dream come true.

Even it don’t cost that much but importantly it come from the heart that is meaning of CHRISTMAS it is not how expensive is the gift it is more about giving something from your heart. Even saying I LOVE YOU will be a good CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!


Do not know why lately I have the Christmas spirit maybe it is a sign that I should enjoy or celebrate with our love one doesn’t matter even it is for a while but importantly we share our time together.

Actually it is  huggable speakers bears that is quite hot product in the Japan and in the United States. First thing come to my mind would be how cute is the bear with sound coming out from the bear legs.So adorable I think this would be a good present for Christmas than giving people soap or perfume. It is something that can last for a period of time and people can remember about it too. Christmas is about be with your love one like your family and so on without it will not be the same.

So make PLAN before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!


One more thing that I love to have would be Malaysia snow on Christmas Day that would be the best gift ever! Have never experience snow before only experience fake snow make from soap. But the best would be experience the real snow and it would be fun throwing snowball here and there. Maybe tonight I can sleep and fantasize or dream of me playing snow or maybe eating snow too!!!

SANTA CLAUS is COMING TO TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEAR YOU!YouRed heart Better watch out!!! Red heart He will know you are awake or even you are BAADDD little GIRL Open-mouthed smile

See PENGUIN even celebrating CHRISTMAS

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So cute and ADORABLE!!!

First Ever Sex Robot(Roxxxy) for your PLEASURE!


First thing come to my mind about this sex robot would be people that want this robot it is because they can’t find any sex partner whatsoever or they are shy doing so for them to have fun they use a robot instead a real person. It is a robot man how far it can go and the worst part would be halfway you are doing and it is out of battery than you are surely will droll all over Roxxxy.

So you all desperate and lonely bastard it is your year to find someone that you can shove your hand into their tut tut!!!

I forget to introduce the sex robot name is Roxxxy! If you want to get laid I think you better friend a girl > Date > Married > Than everything is yours! <<<IF YOU ARE LUCKY!!!! It is like playing with a wall than person with that robot. But I think it will be a big hit because it can’t transmit any disease but make sure you after use you wash it than keep using it without washing surely disease will spread. Even a food left for a weeks on the table and you eat you will get a stomach ache.


Let me talk more about ROXXXY than talking grandfather and grandma story! Let me talk more who created this robot it was Douglas Hines the purpose he created Roxxxy was because he lost a friend during 9-11 attack.

HERE IS THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxxxy is the size of a normal human, it have anatomically correct android and it comes with artificial intelligence because if you want her to do this style like mercenaries or sniper she can even do gymnastic style if you want. For her skin is made from synthetic skin better than nothing right! But sadly her main purpose is sex so she is good in it but for like cooking she is worst than modern girl nowadays. But sadly she is like a dummy sitting on the chair because she can’t even walk or move so your effort is needed if you want to do something to Roxxxy.

For her weight she is about 54kg would be quite heavy to carry her around and for her height she is about 5 feet 7 inch. It will be boring if you have a robot that have the same personalities. But fret not it come with 5 personalities so that you will not get bored of her. Before I forget she have C cup if you know what I mean. So if you interested to have her look like your famous celebrity you can customize your own such as her hair color,breast size and so on. The most important that you can customize would be her personality because we do not want to talking to a wall day and night.

An Intimate Moment

It is like your very own companion that you can have sex with, talk with that is what she can do for now.  But don’t worry what interest you set to her she can talk to her the whole day like there is no tomorrow like talking to your dream partner.Maybe in the future she can even fly,cook good food and by that time we don’t need a girlfriend anymore we can depend on our hand dandy robot girl to do all our job. Even Roxxxy is connected to the internet the purpose would be allowed her to email the owner and on the same time to update her software just like my Windows 7Rolling on the floor laughing!!!!

It is not that expensive after  all it cost about 5,600 EURO >>> RM23,384.00 I think it a fair price for you that you can’t get laid it is your best solution for now. GIIIIIRRRLLLLLLSSSSSS you are not left out soon they will be releasing male version of sex robot that will be named as ROCKY <<<<< sound MACHO right!!!!!


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